rachelsblogthing: Is it wrong to say I've totally fallen in love with your Darkiplier? Because he's hella rad and quite charming!

I͉̬̥͖͘t҉̜̠͎͍͕̟̜’̫̗͔̜̬̗͚͟s͘ ̬͕a̜̲̰̩͉̜̕ ̼̼n̘͎͈͔͖̭a͘ͅt̡͇u̪̮̭ͅrà͓̬̤̘̦l̛̦ ̢̫o̗̳ͅc̲̖͔͈͟c̙̫̻̲͔̩͢u͈͚̜͎r̠̻̰͈̬͎̤ṛ̬͇̖̹̰e҉͇̻n̵̯̼͕͉̼̫̲ć͚̼͖e̷̮̼͓̮͉̜.͚̘̤͍ ҉̦͕͙̺̟

madam-darkiplier: Dogs hm? Maybe you would be more of a fan to Crows. Or maybe a Hell Hound if you are fond of the mastiffs. [winks]

W̩̜͚̫̫̞̟ȩ̟͓̯͚̼̙l͇͖̥͙͉̮̩ḷ̲,͍͙͕̣̠ ̥̠͙̩͕̱i̙̝̥̫̠̟̭f͔̼̩ ̫̱̳̜̭a̼̥̤̲l̮̱̗͇ͅl̪̞ ͕̘͚̖͟g҉̰o̘e͡s͖ ̜̣͍̳͉̙a̬c̞̬͉̻͢c̜̬̹o̯͇r͙d̀i͕̹n̶̗͔̰̬̹g̹̩̻̙̠ ̟͚͇̀t̶ǫ̮ ͓̲͈ṕl̞͎̼̥̭͙͠ͅa̻̠̩̪̰n̟̫̘͙͘,̟͠ ̬̗̖̬̞͉I̻̲̣͠ ̴̟̦͚̲s̵͎̪͇̲ͅh̜̫̱͖̙͕a̖̙͚l̟̦̰l̳̜͇̰̤̭͇ ̻̥͠i͎̯͎̮̮̹n͈͍̦̻̟͖̖d͔̣͠e͎̗̝̪͘e͚͎̤̬̬d̸̰̩̤̤̳͈ ha̟v̠̟̫e̺̘̼̩͉ ͓̦̳͔̥͍̥my̵͔̱̹͓̹̻s̵̥͚͔͓ẹ̛̣l͔̩̭f̜͙̯̮̟̝ ̛͎̦̪a̢̩̜̼̞ ͏̯h̡͍̮̜̟̗̟è͕̥̥ḻ̗ḽ̡̬͍͖̼̩h̰̲̹̘o͈̯̯̜̠̥ụ̠̪̳͓͎͔͘n͈͈̰̣͍͓͝ͅd͇̭̰̬̘͔͇.̶͉̟̣ ̳̙̠̼̖̮

[Glances down at the black mastiff puppy at his side] 

youdontknowboutsmee: Hey Dark. Sorry I said you were cute *cougheventhoughitstruecough* you're the scariest man I know

youdontknowboutsmee:

irdeadite:

youdontknowboutsmee:

irdeadite:

youdontknowboutsmee:

irdeadite:

youdontknowboutsmee:

irdeadite:

[Snorts and sneers in an agitated manner and throws them the side eye] 

W͠h͟a̷tev͡er. 

Don’t whatever me, young man.

Y̭̕o͇ṵ͈̟̣̯̝̪ ͏̘͙ͅh̛o̙̻l͙d ̹̠̯̦̹͞n̨̥͚o͎t̬̝̟̪͔̤̰́ ͎̗̜͢a̼̣͇̻̹uṭ̠͇͕ͅͅh̻ǫ͕̙͖̹̹̦r̭͓͘i̩͇̣̹t̵̰͖̲̱͈̬y͉̜̱̠ ͚̬̳̩͎̦̱o̰̘̰̣̤v̨̥̮͇̗̩e̮̝̜r͉͎̫̰̖͙ ̵m̞̙̭̝͟e̡͎̞̯͔̫.̖̣ ̺̘̰̮̲I̶̜̙̹̺̖ ͏͚̞̱͚w̞͚̘̦̥̼̳i͍̮l̻̠̳͔̖l̲̀ ̙͍̬̘̺̞͜d̢̖̩̦̠̲ͅo̖͙͎͍̱͔̗͢ ͈̭͍̥a̻̣͓̪͍̠͘s̡ ̺̻I̞̤̮̦̻̳͞ ͏̣p̼̬̟̮͎ḻ͎̩̺̲͓̖e̶͇̤̥͉͉̺a̪̹͓͎̲ͅͅs̨̲e̵̫͍̪̖͇̺̝.̢̝̤͇̮ ̸̱̺̙̦͔̹̳

I may not have authority over you, but I have much more

Y͍͍̖ͅe̟̖͓̳̙͘a̡̝̼̖̠̮̖h̭̙̜͙̱̜,̱͍̦͚̥̠͢ ̤͙͕͟w̹h͈͡a̪t͈̞e͔͖͚v̘͝e̵͍̘͖͖͔r.̧̖ ̦̠͕̣Y͙͙̬͉͙̯͚o̪̩͈̯̯̰ͅṷ́ ̤͍̝͉̲͈d̢͈̟o̯̬ṇ̻͔͕’̵̺t ̠̫̹̲̣͖͜ͅh҉̙̥̯͙̺̠ͅav̖̗̮͍͉e̪̙̠̘̭͚ ҉̝j̟͡a͕͈͓c̙̟k͇͈̣͈̰̜̣ ̪̬̜̻͔̺̼s̝̖̤̲̲͖ͅh̡̪̺͇̥i͉̞̼t͚͖͚͎͈̩.̰̹̯͇̩͈̯ ̤̤͇̩͈͙͉̕

Rude. *crosses arms* Y’know, just because you’re called ‘Dark’ doesn’t mean you have to be evil, mean, and handsome. Just sayin

I̶̼̯͇̲͎̪ ̙t̻͎̳̜̣͚h̰͕̪̺i͙̺͉̩̙̗ṉ̹̙̯̹͎͈͠k̢͕ ̖͉̟̩͈̰t̩h̠̙̞̯a͚͉̫̰̙̮̲t͇̝̭̹̣̱̝’̡̥̜̮s̵̻ ̣̗̥̟e̠̥͇͎x̨͔̺̟a̜̯͚ͅc̖ṱ̮̼͖̺̪͘l̩y̬͚̺͓̩͔ ̭̺̣w̸̬̰͕͈̦͓ͅhͅa͓̮t ͔̭̱ͅi͎͇̥͓̭͙͡t̸̺̟̬̮̼̦ ̟̳̜̙m̦̰̙̠e̥̞̪̩̲͎̼a͠ǹ̘̻͚̯͍ś̜͓͎̤͇.͇̪̟͟ ͙͔̫͘

I ̷̬̠͇̲̻̞ͅw̼̩̥͞o͎̰̯̥̟u҉͙̮l̫̳̪͉͓̟̟d͈̻̦̝n͕̘̟̠̞͇’̥͙̖t̛͖̦͖͎̯ b̙͎͓̫͓̠͘ͅę̮̝̟͓͉̰̞ ͠m̷e̡̤ ͇̗̪̯̱ͅi͍͖̺̜̙͙f̼̹̯͎ ҉I̙͎̰͙͕ ͇͖͕ẃa͓̗̤s̸̝̹͖̙̼͙̟n̗̪̣̲͟’̷t̗̟͈̙ ҉̖͍̳̥ḁ͖̙̳ͅl̶͍̲͕̱̦l ̮͎͙t͍͎ho̖͓s̸̖̟e̘̟̲ ̻̞t̢̪̥̼hi̞̩̭̜͎̰̱n̛̲͍͍̺̺̘g̲̪̫͕͟s̮̲̥͇̲̰̪͢.҉͙͓̝̥̯̳̯  

[He bats his eyes at her and flashes a devious smile] 

Yeah, guess so. But still can you at least try and be a tiny bit nicer? Pretty please? For me? *flashes a smile, and bats eyelashes*

E̕u͙̺g͖h͖͍ ̺̜͖͖͠N̦͢i̙̗̺̲͈͈͎c̛̫͕͖̜͎̭e̪̰.҉͈̜ ̪ I̭̙̻f̦̘͓͖͍ ҉̯̟̼y͢o̥̲̳̻u̖̜̻̫̜͝ ̯͍̭̗ͅw̴͈̩a͠n͚̝̹̱̲͎ͅt͉̜͇͉̕ ͙͓͎̼͖”͏̺ͅN̪̙͍̦̖̗i̖̱̲̫̲̭͍c̵̥̪e̡̦̼”̡ ̙g͎̱͉̙o͇͙̲̟͚͇ ̺͔̻̬̩̖̠͝r̭o͉̦̯̰̼̳m̯̙͟p̸̯̲̘̖̳ ͇̲͉̮̪͟a͓͔̙̠̪͓̗r̴̙o̰un̳̮͡d̰ ̟͕̘̳͕͞w̠̲̩͔i̩̘̲̜̣t͏h̜̪̞̹̪ ̭̮͙̟̠̖̤o̗͎̳̪ͅl̝̘̻̺̖’̮̝̮̜͕̯ ̭͚̠f͡ou͏͓̯r͚̭̜̼̘̦͕ ̫̠̭͡e̴͔̘̣̺͙̖y͕̯͕͚e͏s̸͈͉͙̙.͙̱̖͍͕ͅ ̸

T̳͉̭̙̪̼h̟̭̹̘a̱ͅt͔͈̀’̤̦̤̙̘s̮̣̞͕̻ ̶̦͚̖k̭̰̩̯i̶n̪̻͡d͏̤̭͉̦͉a̖̺̰̭ h̸͈̠͕͓̱̬i͘s ̥̘̳͢tḩ͈̼̬̺̠̖ín͓̟̰̩͈̫̳ģ̣̘͚̼.̯̩̞̯͎̺͡ ̺̹̖̲̟͠N̪̯͙̞̖͙o͠t̟̰̗ͅ ̰m̥ine̺̰͓͕.̠̖̝͈̫ ̧

youdontknowboutsmee: Hey Dark. Sorry I said you were cute *cougheventhoughitstruecough* you're the scariest man I know

youdontknowboutsmee:

irdeadite:

youdontknowboutsmee:

irdeadite:

youdontknowboutsmee:

irdeadite:

[Snorts and sneers in an agitated manner and throws them the side eye] 

W͠h͟a̷tev͡er. 

Don’t whatever me, young man.

Y̭̕o͇ṵ͈̟̣̯̝̪ ͏̘͙ͅh̛o̙̻l͙d ̹̠̯̦̹͞n̨̥͚o͎t̬̝̟̪͔̤̰́ ͎̗̜͢a̼̣͇̻̹uṭ̠͇͕ͅͅh̻ǫ͕̙͖̹̹̦r̭͓͘i̩͇̣̹t̵̰͖̲̱͈̬y͉̜̱̠ ͚̬̳̩͎̦̱o̰̘̰̣̤v̨̥̮͇̗̩e̮̝̜r͉͎̫̰̖͙ ̵m̞̙̭̝͟e̡͎̞̯͔̫.̖̣ ̺̘̰̮̲I̶̜̙̹̺̖ ͏͚̞̱͚w̞͚̘̦̥̼̳i͍̮l̻̠̳͔̖l̲̀ ̙͍̬̘̺̞͜d̢̖̩̦̠̲ͅo̖͙͎͍̱͔̗͢ ͈̭͍̥a̻̣͓̪͍̠͘s̡ ̺̻I̞̤̮̦̻̳͞ ͏̣p̼̬̟̮͎ḻ͎̩̺̲͓̖e̶͇̤̥͉͉̺a̪̹͓͎̲ͅͅs̨̲e̵̫͍̪̖͇̺̝.̢̝̤͇̮ ̸̱̺̙̦͔̹̳

I may not have authority over you, but I have much more

Y͍͍̖ͅe̟̖͓̳̙͘a̡̝̼̖̠̮̖h̭̙̜͙̱̜,̱͍̦͚̥̠͢ ̤͙͕͟w̹h͈͡a̪t͈̞e͔͖͚v̘͝e̵͍̘͖͖͔r.̧̖ ̦̠͕̣Y͙͙̬͉͙̯͚o̪̩͈̯̯̰ͅṷ́ ̤͍̝͉̲͈d̢͈̟o̯̬ṇ̻͔͕’̵̺t ̠̫̹̲̣͖͜ͅh҉̙̥̯͙̺̠ͅav̖̗̮͍͉e̪̙̠̘̭͚ ҉̝j̟͡a͕͈͓c̙̟k͇͈̣͈̰̜̣ ̪̬̜̻͔̺̼s̝̖̤̲̲͖ͅh̡̪̺͇̥i͉̞̼t͚͖͚͎͈̩.̰̹̯͇̩͈̯ ̤̤͇̩͈͙͉̕

Rude. *crosses arms* Y’know, just because you’re called ‘Dark’ doesn’t mean you have to be evil, mean, and handsome. Just sayin

I̶̼̯͇̲͎̪ ̙t̻͎̳̜̣͚h̰͕̪̺i͙̺͉̩̙̗ṉ̹̙̯̹͎͈͠k̢͕ ̖͉̟̩͈̰t̩h̠̙̞̯a͚͉̫̰̙̮̲t͇̝̭̹̣̱̝’̡̥̜̮s̵̻ ̣̗̥̟e̠̥͇͎x̨͔̺̟a̜̯͚ͅc̖ṱ̮̼͖̺̪͘l̩y̬͚̺͓̩͔ ̭̺̣w̸̬̰͕͈̦͓ͅhͅa͓̮t ͔̭̱ͅi͎͇̥͓̭͙͡t̸̺̟̬̮̼̦ ̟̳̜̙m̦̰̙̠e̥̞̪̩̲͎̼a͠ǹ̘̻͚̯͍ś̜͓͎̤͇.͇̪̟͟ ͙͔̫͘

I ̷̬̠͇̲̻̞ͅw̼̩̥͞o͎̰̯̥̟u҉͙̮l̫̳̪͉͓̟̟d͈̻̦̝n͕̘̟̠̞͇’̥͙̖t̛͖̦͖͎̯ b̙͎͓̫͓̠͘ͅę̮̝̟͓͉̰̞ ͠m̷e̡̤ ͇̗̪̯̱ͅi͍͖̺̜̙͙f̼̹̯͎ ҉I̙͎̰͙͕ ͇͖͕ẃa͓̗̤s̸̝̹͖̙̼͙̟n̗̪̣̲͟’̷t̗̟͈̙ ҉̖͍̳̥ḁ͖̙̳ͅl̶͍̲͕̱̦l ̮͎͙t͍͎ho̖͓s̸̖̟e̘̟̲ ̻̞t̢̪̥̼hi̞̩̭̜͎̰̱n̛̲͍͍̺̺̘g̲̪̫͕͟s̮̲̥͇̲̰̪͢.҉͙͓̝̥̯̳̯  

[He bats his eyes at her and flashes a devious smile] 

redspottedlily: Really Dark? It's a puppy, it might not look like it but I swear it is and you're hurting him holding him like that. Just here, move your arms so you're cradling him, he'll appreciate it.

rachelsblogthing:

irdeadite:

[Awkwardly curls his stiff arms around the puppy. It continues to whine and begins to squirm as he looks down at it with an unsure, crooked scowl]

U̬̪͚̖hm͎͚.̡̭̺̜̲̦.͏͖̥̮̥̝͕.̩̣͙͎̣ ̮̲̥̲̩̯̬N͎̮o̦̟̻̺̥̱͔w̻͢ ͉w̢̥͔͖̦̖h̺a̭̪̦̦̭̦̙ţ̭̞̙̫̭?͔̟̮̘̗͖̘̕ ̷W̟̣̜̭̥͇h̭̹a̠̱̹̮͖t̸̟͎̪͉̫͍͍ a̜̕ṃ̙̻̦̦̤͠ ͉̯̬͖̫̀I ̬͎s̹u͍̭̱ͅp̜̖̘̖̳̙p̜͖̹͇͚̤͜o̸͇͍͇se͙̙̘̜̼d͈͔̩͚͢ ̺̯̯t͎̣̝͕͉o͍̹͞ d̡̥̪̭̜o̬̣̞̣̲ w̫̱̬͇i͈̗t̜̲͔͡h͉͈̠̖̲ͅ ̪̦͓͎͔t̘͙͍̹͇̻h̵i̤̫s?͏̞͔͍̘̞͎ ̪̞͔͙̟

I̬͚̠͎̦̪̞͟t̘͇͎̱̤͍ ̘͕̥̖͖̟͎d̶̮̺̺͇͖o͎̗ḙ̗̯͍͚̗ͅs͜n͎̤’̲͘t͎̹̮͉̖̥̙̀ ͉̭̪̥ev̷̮̼͔̪͚̝̫e̳n̪͟ ̡̪̝͚̜̳̬̜ļ͙̞̹̙į͉̩̮̳͙ke͕ ̮̗͉̥̭m̶̳͔̖̭͎̻͎e̛̹̣̮̬̝̘.̨͎̣͕̘ ̤̲ ̧͕̻̬̮̼͚ͅ

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Dark, it’s okay, puppies aren’t that hard to take care of. They’re little balls of fluff and love.

[His face contorts into a disgusted grimace] 

I̛ ̮͓͖̞͞h̤͕͢a͕͎̼̮̮t̜̕e̘̯͓̱͝ a͔͉͖͔̖̱ͅĺ͚̰͔̘͚ͅḽ̸ ̡̠̙̰̞̲̜o̦f͈̪͈͓̲ ͅt͓̱̩̗͎̩h̼̬o̟̹̗̠̤̬̲s҉̣̰̗e̮̬̝͇̖̹̲ ̬̬͈̻́t̴̠̞͈͚̫͙͖h͈͎̳̤̜i҉̬͕̞ͅͅn̫̼̖̻̞̙̼g̮͕̟ͅś̮.҉͔͙̬̩͈ ̭̠̣̟̩

madam-darkiplier: Lift your chin, be proud of your looks dear. Its not often one is as gifted as you.

[Another low chuckle sputters out from his mouth as he slowly lifts his and tries to hide the nervous grin perched upon his flushed face. He avoids her gaze for a moment, glancing at the floor and eventually looking at her]

N͠o҉, I woul҉d̡n’̸t ͜say g͠i̡ft͏ȩd́.̵ I͟ on͞l͘y̡ ́lo̵ok ́this̕ ̀way ̴bec̕a̡u͟se of̀ ͟ḿy ͡H̨ost͜’s fánś.́ T͞he͞y ̸m͞a̡de m̷y vi̷śa͏g͘e̕ ͏t͡o r̵es҉e̕m҉b͡l͢e h̸i̧s.͡ I’͞m͏ no҉th͠iņg ͡m̕o͟r̶e ͜than̷ a͘ śh͘a͜d͟ow͠ ͢w̴i̷t́ho͝ųt ͡it.͠ ̧

youdontknowboutsmee: Hey Dark. Sorry I said you were cute *cougheventhoughitstruecough* you're the scariest man I know

youdontknowboutsmee:

irdeadite:

youdontknowboutsmee:

irdeadite:

[Snorts and sneers in an agitated manner and throws them the side eye] 

W͠h͟a̷tev͡er. 

Don’t whatever me, young man.

Y̭̕o͇ṵ͈̟̣̯̝̪ ͏̘͙ͅh̛o̙̻l͙d ̹̠̯̦̹͞n̨̥͚o͎t̬̝̟̪͔̤̰́ ͎̗̜͢a̼̣͇̻̹uṭ̠͇͕ͅͅh̻ǫ͕̙͖̹̹̦r̭͓͘i̩͇̣̹t̵̰͖̲̱͈̬y͉̜̱̠ ͚̬̳̩͎̦̱o̰̘̰̣̤v̨̥̮͇̗̩e̮̝̜r͉͎̫̰̖͙ ̵m̞̙̭̝͟e̡͎̞̯͔̫.̖̣ ̺̘̰̮̲I̶̜̙̹̺̖ ͏͚̞̱͚w̞͚̘̦̥̼̳i͍̮l̻̠̳͔̖l̲̀ ̙͍̬̘̺̞͜d̢̖̩̦̠̲ͅo̖͙͎͍̱͔̗͢ ͈̭͍̥a̻̣͓̪͍̠͘s̡ ̺̻I̞̤̮̦̻̳͞ ͏̣p̼̬̟̮͎ḻ͎̩̺̲͓̖e̶͇̤̥͉͉̺a̪̹͓͎̲ͅͅs̨̲e̵̫͍̪̖͇̺̝.̢̝̤͇̮ ̸̱̺̙̦͔̹̳

I may not have authority over you, but I have much more

Y͍͍̖ͅe̟̖͓̳̙͘a̡̝̼̖̠̮̖h̭̙̜͙̱̜,̱͍̦͚̥̠͢ ̤͙͕͟w̹h͈͡a̪t͈̞e͔͖͚v̘͝e̵͍̘͖͖͔r.̧̖ ̦̠͕̣Y͙͙̬͉͙̯͚o̪̩͈̯̯̰ͅṷ́ ̤͍̝͉̲͈d̢͈̟o̯̬ṇ̻͔͕’̵̺t ̠̫̹̲̣͖͜ͅh҉̙̥̯͙̺̠ͅav̖̗̮͍͉e̪̙̠̘̭͚ ҉̝j̟͡a͕͈͓c̙̟k͇͈̣͈̰̜̣ ̪̬̜̻͔̺̼s̝̖̤̲̲͖ͅh̡̪̺͇̥i͉̞̼t͚͖͚͎͈̩.̰̹̯͇̩͈̯ ̤̤͇̩͈͙͉̕

youdontknowboutsmee: Hey Dark. Sorry I said you were cute *cougheventhoughitstruecough* you're the scariest man I know

youdontknowboutsmee:

irdeadite:

[Snorts and sneers in an agitated manner and throws them the side eye] 

W͠h͟a̷tev͡er. 

Don’t whatever me, young man.

Y̭̕o͇ṵ͈̟̣̯̝̪ ͏̘͙ͅh̛o̙̻l͙d ̹̠̯̦̹͞n̨̥͚o͎t̬̝̟̪͔̤̰́ ͎̗̜͢a̼̣͇̻̹uṭ̠͇͕ͅͅh̻ǫ͕̙͖̹̹̦r̭͓͘i̩͇̣̹t̵̰͖̲̱͈̬y͉̜̱̠ ͚̬̳̩͎̦̱o̰̘̰̣̤v̨̥̮͇̗̩e̮̝̜r͉͎̫̰̖͙ ̵m̞̙̭̝͟e̡͎̞̯͔̫.̖̣ ̺̘̰̮̲I̶̜̙̹̺̖ ͏͚̞̱͚w̞͚̘̦̥̼̳i͍̮l̻̠̳͔̖l̲̀ ̙͍̬̘̺̞͜d̢̖̩̦̠̲ͅo̖͙͎͍̱͔̗͢ ͈̭͍̥a̻̣͓̪͍̠͘s̡ ̺̻I̞̤̮̦̻̳͞ ͏̣p̼̬̟̮͎ḻ͎̩̺̲͓̖e̶͇̤̥͉͉̺a̪̹͓͎̲ͅͅs̨̲e̵̫͍̪̖͇̺̝.̢̝̤͇̮ ̸̱̺̙̦͔̹̳